NOPE. Apparently this dinosaur is called an "Asian water monitor".
Sweet sweet instant karma.
That's no gaming for a while.
And some new underpants as well while you're at it.
Zero situational awareness.
Maybe don't attach it to a drawbridge? Especially when there are signs specifically telling you not to do so?
Step 1, add fuel - check. Step 2, add oxygen - check.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by...
He would have made it if he fully committed.
Peak uncomfortableness achieved.