Cue Interstellar OST.
Quick reflexes as well.
Underneath a patio, what could go wrong?
He must have a secret compartment in his hand somewhere.
Smooth as butter.
That's a paddlin', Timmy.
Apparently cartels have been using homemade submarines for a while to smuggle drugs. They are hard to detect on water or from the air and don't show up on the radar.
Something something Darwin awards.
That's what you get for not putting your phone on airplane mode!