Videos are overrated. Gifs are the future.

NOPE. Apparently this dinosaur is called an "Asian water monitor".

Sweet sweet instant karma.

That's no gaming for a while.

And some new underpants as well while you're at it.

Zero situational awareness.

Maybe don't attach it to a drawbridge? Especially when there are signs specifically telling you not to do so?

Step 1, add fuel - check. Step 2, add oxygen - check.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by...

He would have made it if he fully committed.

Peak uncomfortableness achieved.