You laugh, you lose.

before I got arrested I said "Wait! I can explain everything."

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me.” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

A 90 year-old Jew lies on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?" And Sarah says, "Yes, I am here." He then says: "Are my children -- my wonderful children -- are they here with me?" And they reply, "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last." And he says: "Are my brothers and sisters here with me as well?" And they too tell him that they are here. So the old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says, "If everybody is here ... why is the light on in the kitchen?"

I just came to this realization.

It's called "Leave me the Fuh Cologne".

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

And I'll name the other "DupliKate"

She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not.