You laugh, you lose.

Fuck, my ankle hurts this morning.

Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.

The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over. “You’ve given me one too many” I said. “That one is a freebie”

When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired.

because you’ve taken my breath away.

One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.