Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.
The doctor says it's terminal.
Until she checked the freezer.
Schwepped her off her feet.
I just need to find out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend.
I'd be like "why are you giving me these dimes?"
Man: “No wait! I can explain everything!”
Personally I’m on the fence.
We’ll take the predators, you get the aliens.
And let my girlfriend know I’m not into this fetish.