You laugh, you lose.

Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

They come with an Elon Musk.

There's too much sax and violins

Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".

..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.