04/12

I got a phone call from my son's school today

* Hello, am I speaking with mister Smith? - Yes, how can I help you? * Hi, This is little Billy’s music teacher calling. - Oh, hi. * Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands! - Really? Wow! That’s- * Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet.

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