01/07

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer. - How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks - 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around: - Guess I'm swimming then...