I went on a date with a blonde woman last night.
"Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
Posted Monday, 18th of June 2018 | Source
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”
Posted Monday, 18th of June 2018 | Source
I need to re-home a dog.
It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.
Posted Monday, 18th of June 2018 | Source
What do you call a hooker's fart?
A prostitoot
Posted Wednesday, 13th of June 2018 | Source
What do you call security guards at a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Posted Wednesday, 13th of June 2018 | Source
I googled "Rorschach Test"
But all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
Posted Wednesday, 13th of June 2018 | Source
I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Posted Wednesday, 13th of June 2018 | Source
Toy Story 4
Rumor is that Toy Story 4 will focus on Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called Woody and Buzz too.
Posted Tuesday, 12th of June 2018 | Source
Chuck Norris was shot today
The bullet is in critical condition
Posted Monday, 11th of June 2018 | Source
Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?
Swarm
Posted Saturday, 9th of June 2018 | Source
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